remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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