goodnight i made you a song goodbye
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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