Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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