I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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