Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
what day is it and did you see me today?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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