I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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