This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
