have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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