So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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