so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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