She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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