did i walk over a car last night?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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