You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
