so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
