So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
There r osticjed everywhere
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Randomize
