i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
