it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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