You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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