whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
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