I'm going to jail i love you
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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