We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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