I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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