I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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