Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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