Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
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