She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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