if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Randomize
