so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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