We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Brb crying the tears of my youth
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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