Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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