he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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