I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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