I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
