Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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