god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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