why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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Why, pray tell, are you smelling your underwear???
haha! i thought use of the phrase "pray tell" died out like a hundred years ago. bravo, sir
Someone tried to sterilize your cunt with alcohol?
Hahahaha
you prob stuck a tampon soaked with vodka up your vagina. trust me, it makes you crazy drunk.
and how would you know?
They probably stuck a tampon soaked in vodka up their vagina.
It is like an iv vodka drip but faster?
thats what me and all the girls i know do before we go out
Because you were fucking drunk.
Because it was the only thing you were wearing when you were drunk?....
That's where she threw up.
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