There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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