Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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