The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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