You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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