its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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