i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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