I'm sorry my penis didn't work
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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