Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Vodka?
Forever.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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