All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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