Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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