I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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