The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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