i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Iβm a lady. I promise I wonβt oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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