Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
My pussy is not your playground.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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