so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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